Not Yo' Momma's Baby Shower.

I hate baby showers. I've always avoided them like the plague. It isn't the gift giving part I hate, that is fun. It is the tedious time spent with tons of women telling birthing stories, playing games with potatoes between my legs and nonsense such as that.

I want a baby shower, but not a traditional one. First off, the thought of an entire day in the company of all women gives me the shudders. I have many men friends, I want them here too. The thought of hearing birthing stories or playing baby games... not my cup of tea.

Not being a traditional type of gal, I want a party. I want tons of people, swimming, a fire in the evening. I want laughs and hugs and noise. I want children running about and the smell of burgers on the grill. I want to see friends and family that I see often and those I don't see often enough. I want a celebration.

So, if you think you can handle a party, please come. We'll have great fun.